
“OH WHAT NOW SCHUE? BET YOU DIDN’T SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKING CURVE-BALL IN TIME TO AVOID BEING HIT IN YOUR CLASSICALLY GOOD LOOKING FACE DID YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH. HUMMEL HOOKED ME UP WITH SOME PAPERWORK AND NOW I’M A WOOBLER TOO— WHAT? WARBLER? THE FUCK IS A WARBLER? WELL NO WOOBLER DIDN’T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME EITHER BUT LIKE SHIT, GET OFF MY DICK, THEY CLOSE ENOUGH. ANYWAY. HEYYYYYY SOULLLLL SISSSSTTTERRRRR FUCCCKKK YOUUUU WILLLLLL SCHUESSSTERRRRR.”
MATT WILL ONLY BE WITH THE WARBLERS UNTIL THEY LOSE,THEN HE’S GOING TO TRANSFER RIGHT BACK TO MCKINLEY FOR...
I just can’t even. Oh my. xD