“OH WHAT NOW SCHUE? BET YOU DIDN’T SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKING CURVE-BALL IN TIME TO AVOID BEING HIT IN YOUR CLASSICALLY GOOD LOOKING FACE DID YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH. HUMMEL HOOKED ME UP WITH SOME PAPERWORK AND NOW I’M A WOOBLER TOO— WHAT? WARBLER? THE FUCK IS A WARBLER? WELL NO WOOBLER DIDN’T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME EITHER BUT LIKE SHIT, GET OFF MY DICK, THEY CLOSE ENOUGH. ANYWAY. HEYYYYYY SOULLLLL SISSSSTTTERRRRR FUCCCKKK YOUUUU WILLLLLL SCHUESSSTERRRRR.”