art history major. i like crags, birds, and things that make me sad. aidan gillen is my forever girl.

“ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, I BROUGHT MY LAWYER, BECAUSE YOU GUYS REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE. AND YES, MY LAWYER IS MEATLOAF. HE PLAYED A LAWYER ONCE. I THINK. AND IF NOT I KNOW I SAW HIS ASS AS A BUS DRIVER IN SPICE WORLD. YOU REMEMBER THAT SHIT? HEY, MEATLOAF, YOU EVER TAP ANY OF THAT BRITISH ASS? BE LIKE ‘HELL YEAH I WANNA BE YOUR LOVER, COME GET SOME’?”