art history major. i like crags, birds, and things that make me sad. aidan gillen is my forever girl.

“OH WHAT NOW SCHUE? BET YOU DIDN’T SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKING CURVE-BALL IN TIME TO AVOID BEING HIT IN YOUR CLASSICALLY GOOD LOOKING FACE DID YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH. HUMMEL HOOKED ME UP WITH SOME PAPERWORK AND NOW I’M A WOOBLER TOO— WHAT? WARBLER? THE FUCK IS A WARBLER? WELL NO WOOBLER DIDN’T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME EITHER BUT LIKE SHIT, GET OFF MY DICK, THEY CLOSE ENOUGH. ANYWAY. HEYYYYYY SOULLLLL SISSSSTTTERRRRR FUCCCKKK YOUUUU WILLLLLL SCHUESSSTERRRRR.”

“SEE, Y’ALL EXPECT ME TO MAKE AN UNCLE JESSE JOKE BUT I AIN’T GONNA DO IT. JOHN STAMOS HAS HAD A LONG, SUCCESSFUL CAREER OUTSIDE OF FULL HOUSE. THAT DUDE WAS ON BOARDWAY, YO! HAAAAAAVE MERCYYYY.

“ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, I BROUGHT MY LAWYER, BECAUSE YOU GUYS REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE. AND YES, MY LAWYER IS MEATLOAF. HE PLAYED A LAWYER ONCE. I THINK. AND IF NOT I KNOW I SAW HIS ASS AS A BUS DRIVER IN SPICE WORLD. YOU REMEMBER THAT SHIT? HEY, MEATLOAF, YOU EVER TAP ANY OF THAT BRITISH ASS? BE LIKE ‘HELL YEAH I WANNA BE YOUR LOVER, COME GET SOME’?”

“YO, HEY, QUESTION. HOW COME WHEN YOU GUYS TRIED TO TRANSFER THE RUTHERFORD OFF, I WAS BASICALLY DEAD TO THE WORLD BUT WHEN HUMMEL GETS TRANSFERED, WE GET CUT SCENES OF HIS ASS SKIPPING ALONG. AND FUCK THIS SLOW MOTION HALLWAY— I GOT STUCK IN IT FOR TWO GOD DAMN HOURS THIS MORNING, MISSED LUNCH. IT WAS SLOPPY JOE DAY.”

“YO SAM. SAMMY. EVANS BO BEVANS. WATCH YOUR BACK. YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME INTO MY HOUSE AND TAKE MY SPOT IN THE GLEE CLUB MOTHERFUCKER? SHIT IS STUPID, I DON’T SEE WHY THEY REPLACED ME WITH YOU CONSIDERING I’VE BEEN ON THIS BIEBER SWAG SINCE THAT LITTLE LESBIAN WAS STILL ON YOUTUBE. YOU THINK I WON’T PUT YOU DOWN? CRACK IT, SNAP IT, PUT IT IN A CASKET, HOLLA! I’M DRUNK.”

GENRE SWAP: Glee as a show driven by continuity and character development

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