
OH MY GOD.

In Edgar Wright’s film, Hot Fuzz, the Judges for the Best Kept village (as seen above) are played by Peter Wilde, and both Edgar Wright’s and Simon Pegg’s Mothers.


Conan: You can tell us what your new favorite candy is.
Justin: Promise you won’t tell.
Conan: We won’t tell anybody.
Justin: You know those marshmallow peeps?
- Locate your dusty copy of The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
- Begin reading
- Laugh when Gregor finds out that he has become a monstrous insect
- Point out how absurd it is that he worries about everything but the fact that he has become a monstrous insect
- Laugh at #4
- Kiss her on the forehead and reassure her that even if the 7 year old woke up as a monstrous insect that you’d still love her just as much
- Laugh at #6 so as not to scare the 7 year old
- Say “Goodnight Gregor Samsa”
- Turn off the lights and make clicking noises

kanis asked: PETE CAMPBELL/LUCY DANZINGER (MAD MEN/BOARDWALK EMPIRE)
Rubber and Soul - Ane Brun
In my mind I’m crawling on your floor
Vomiting and defeated
Total absence of grace
Your reluctant voice saying
You decide your own fate