carcarbinks:

OH MY GOD. 

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2 years ago on 24 March 2011 @ 4:32pm 256 notes

strag2001:

In Edgar Wright’s film, Hot Fuzz, the Judges for the Best Kept village (as seen above) are played by Peter Wilde, and both Edgar Wright’s and Simon Pegg’s Mothers. 

2 years ago on 22 March 2011 @ 3:38pm 66 notes
2 years ago on 21 March 2011 @ 4:40am 97 notes

Conan: You can tell us what your new favorite candy is.

Justin: Promise you won’t tell.

Conan: We won’t tell anybody.

Justin: You know those marshmallow peeps?

2 years ago on 15 February 2011 @ 1:16am 34,617 notes

Caviar and Cigarettes: How to put a 7 year old to sleep - The Noob Yorker Edition

thenoobyorker:

  1. Locate your dusty copy of The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
  2. Begin reading
  3. Laugh when Gregor finds out that he has become a monstrous insect
  4. Point out how absurd it is that he worries about everything but the fact that he has become a monstrous insect
  5. Laugh at #4
  6. Kiss her on the forehead and reassure her that even if the 7 year old woke up as a monstrous insect that you’d still love her just as much
  7. Laugh at #6 so as not to scare the 7 year old
  8. Say “Goodnight Gregor Samsa”
  9. Turn off the lights and make clicking noises

#seems legit

» via  bandofbrothels   (originally  thenoobyorker)
2 years ago on 10 February 2011 @ 2:57am 83 notes

margaretschroeder:

kanis asked: PETE CAMPBELL/LUCY DANZINGER (MAD MEN/BOARDWALK EMPIRE)

Rubber and Soul - Ane Brun

In my mind I’m crawling on your floor
Vomiting and defeated
Total absence of grace
Your reluctant voice saying
You decide your own fate

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2 years ago on 31 January 2011 @ 12:11pm 4 notes
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2 years ago on 29 January 2011 @ 10:20pm 281 notes